When You Cannot Pee Smoothly

You feel awful and very short tempered because you have the full bowel feeling but you had nothing to pass when you pull out your little dicky. You get that blardy uncomfortable ache like as though your bladder is bursting in a public area but there are no decent piss hole anywhere to be seen. It is made more frustrating when you DO have a nice clean one just few steps away but yet when you use it for the 13th. time, you just manage a few drips.

Sitting there, with no mood to do anything due to the nagging ‘yin’ pain, imaginations begin to run wild, conjuring up ideas as to how you can clear that pisstract quickly and easily.

Go get some ‘cousin sister’ to suck it clean maybe?

Using a milk extractor will be more effective

Hmm.. milk extractors are extreme, try using a milk pump instead.

Still no joy? What about this. Even your overnight shit will be forced out.

If even that does not work. Then you might as well do this.

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Comments

  1. me says:

    yau pheng chau yiu thai yee sang. small problem cheh. many men also liddat. go for surgery lah. before kena inflammation, even worse.

  2. me says:

    aiyah, why u cannot pee until u cannot post anymore?? stuck oredi ah? new year must get the plunger to plunge the whole buka a bit lah, let all your brain diarrhoea come out. :-p have a great new year, ah pek

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