Mariah Carey’s Touch My Body was a big hit. Then someone decided to mutilate it… DEAD YET?
Crystal Bowersox’s New Teeth
July 8, 2010 By Leave a Comment
When one becomes a celebrity, looks take the first priority. So should American Idol Crystal Bowersox, what being her joining the likes of Britney Spears in Jive Records where she had just inked her contract. Gone is the ‘gummy gap’ which was a topic of ‘discussion’ in the blogosphere during her Idol chase. Proud ofRead More
Let Me Explain Why Your Were Perfectly Fine.
March 18, 2010 By Leave a Comment
Read “Why You Were Perfectly Fine”, a short story by Dorothy Parker. Not everyone who reads this story will find any meaning in it. To understand the story perfectly, you must either be married to a drunkard, living with a drunkard, is a drunkard or at least have been totally drunk at least once inRead More
Middle Aged And Pot Bellied
March 15, 2010 By 1 Comment
I don’t like to call meself old. I am not old, just middle age. I don’t talk old. I can’t still communicate with people half my age on their level. I don’t think old. I still get hot when I see a some things hot. But the fucking fact is, no matter what I callRead More
When You Cannot Pee Smoothly
October 29, 2009 By 2 Comments
You feel awful and very short tempered because you have the full bowel feeling but you had nothing to pass when you pull out your little dicky. You get that blardy uncomfortable ache like as though your bladder is bursting in a public area but there are no decent piss hole anywhere to be seen.Read More