Crystal Bowersox’s New Teeth

Crystal Bowersox’s New Teeth

Jul 08

When one becomes a celebrity, looks take the first priority. So should American Idol Crystal Bowersox, what being her joining the likes of Britney Spears in Jive Records where she had just inked her contract. Gone is the ‘gummy gap’ which was a topic of ‘discussion’ in the blogosphere during her Idol chase. Proud of her new found smiling glory, Crystal Bowersox tweeted...

Let Me Explain Why Your Were Perfectly Fine.

Let Me Explain Why Your Were Perfectly Fine.

Mar 18

Read “Why You Were Perfectly Fine”, a short story by Dorothy Parker. Not everyone who reads this story will find any meaning in it. To understand the story perfectly, you must either be married to a drunkard, living with a drunkard, is a drunkard or at least have been totally drunk at least once in your lifetime. This story makes no sense to someone who has not gone through the...

Middle Aged And Pot Bellied

Middle Aged And Pot Bellied

Mar 15

I don’t like to call meself old. I am not old, just middle age. I don’t talk old. I can’t still communicate with people half my age on their level. I don’t think old. I still get hot when I see a some things hot. But the fucking fact is, no matter what I call myself, talk myself think myself, I AM getting old and when you get old, all kinds of unexpected things happens....

When You Cannot Pee Smoothly

When You Cannot Pee Smoothly

Oct 29

You feel awful and very short tempered because you have the full bowel feeling but you had nothing to pass when you pull out your little dicky. You get that blardy uncomfortable ache like as though your bladder is bursting in a public area but there are no decent piss hole anywhere to be seen. It is made more frustrating when you DO have a nice clean one just few steps away but yet when you use...

My Top 5 Treat List

My Top 5 Treat List

Oct 27

I did not believe it when I was told many many years ago that “Time Flies”. Why should I? For me, time passes dead slow then. I would wake up in the morning, answer all the usual morning chores and calls, go to work, begging the Almighty to let time fly past, but each time I check my watch, time seems to have just stopped on me. It was like eons before the short needle would reach...

Why Can’t Beyonce Perform?

Why Can’t Beyonce Perform?

Sep 29

In a classic display of immaturity and childishness, some spoiled brats, spoiled by the accommodating parties who let themselves held to ransom by way of always giving in to their tantrums, the performance by Beyonce in our local shores are in peril. While all our neighbors has benefited handsomely with appearance of such superstars in their countries, ours took a step backwards. Citing...